Hello pet people, Baby Thomas Walker here....we've had a couple crazy weeks around here as far as our "cat world" goes....recently whilst I slept upstairs Jesse James was lured into the laundry room and whisked away in mom's Dolittle-Mobile...Upon waking needless to say I got very distressed not being able to find my brother....
Where could he be? We are NEVER seperated! Doing the family math I soon realized that Mom and Dad were also missing in action....I recalled hearing the garage door go up and down and Mom's car leaving.....OMG!!! Say it isn't so....Jesse got to go on a car ride without me!!!!Double Hiss!!! What seemed like hours ticked by when finally I heard the garage door again and like magic, there was Jesse with Mom and Dad. And didn't Jesse think he was "all that" strutting up the stairs then sprawling out like a playgirl centrefold at the top of the landing...I really hate to think it but I bet I know where they went......Dairy Queen.....and they didn't invite me...I spent that entire evening throwing little eye daggers at Mom and Dad after doing a complete sniff test of Jesse for any clues as to where he was....I'm not a boy that holds a grudge so I let the whole incident pass....This past Friday afternoon Jesse and I were as usual, asleep on Mom and Dad's bed when Mom started calling me....just me....not him.....My little voice said "somethings up"...why is she calling me....I came very cautiously downstairs and peeked around the corner only to have Mom scoop me up like some kind of poacher and stuff me in the cat carrier.....I was scared....and they don't call me "Pissy Pants" for nothin". Mom planned ahead and they were pee pads duct taped in the carrier and she had towels over top of it....Fort Knox of pee!!!! As her and I drove away from the house I hoped in the back of my mind that I was going to Dairy Queen.....couldn't have been more wrong! Big surprise....went to the VET! Guy put a cold device in my bum...what have I ever done to him!!
He really did seem like a nice man but he was all hands....the whole time saying what great shape I was in and look at those lovely teeth...blah blah blah....At the very end he stuck a needle in my neck.....ya....in my neck!!!
It was the Leukemia vaccine...apparently it was for my own good...guess that's where Jesse had been before me....boy....do I feel dumb.....came home and by the evening I was a sad little sack. Both Jesse and I get hit hard by that vaccine and it slows us right down for at least a day....oh well I think Mom and Dad know what they're doing so I'll try not to be so suspicious anymore!!! Good health to one and all!!!! Love Thomas...
